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“This Box Had A Toaster”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 8 Recap
After the sorrow and sun of Miami, it’s back to New York where things are sleeting and dismal, and I love it. I miss seasons. Mo and Doritos are meeting up for dinner at some steakhouse and there’s a...
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“Don’t Do A Sandwich”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 9 Recap
Ohmiword, RHOC starts Monday? CRAP. I am not sufficiently prepared for this. I will be out of town seeking chakra alignment early next week (a task incompatible with Housewifery nonsense, let’s be...
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No Fun In The Sun 🍷 RHOC Season 10 Episode 1 Recap
TEN seasons? I can hardly believe this. But I guess it’s true; I started watching Housewives in the middle of the night when I was up with a baby. How things have changed, and yet, not so much. It...
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“Now Is When Switzerland Needs You, Man”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 10 Recap
First of all, I want to thank everyone who took the time to comment or message me about enjoying my recaps even when the subject matter stinks, like this week’s painful RHOC opener. It’s always nice to...
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Donn2 the Farting Vegan 🍷 RHOC Season 10 Episode 2 Recap
I was out of town delivering Big to summer camp the first part of this week, and am happy to say today have seen photographic evidence that he’s settling in and having a good time. I returned to 110...
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“I’m Waiting to See the Hookers and the Oompa-Loompahs”🍷 RHOC Season 10...
I never did get to RHONY last week, did I? I promise to wrap last week’s into this week’s when we’re off to Turks & Caicos. This week in the OC we’re headed to Napa, but before we go Heather,...
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Boozy Girls Know Best 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 12 Recap
Having gone over my notes from episode 11, here’s my recap: Beth is keeping Kristen firmly outside The Inner Circle. The End. Oh, also: Carson Kressley is here, and thank goodness he sticks around for...
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Coming Back Like a Bad Pimple 🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 13 Recap
Last we saw the giant box-shaped house in Turks & Caicos, Queen B was getting a little crass with Lady Morgan, shouting at her to shut the fork up over and over again. After dinner Holla and Radzi...
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Goodbye, Queen Woo-Hoo 🍷 RHOC Season 10 Episode 5 Sort Of Recap
I never got around to watching last week’s RHOC because I am finding this season to be absolutely NO FUN and could not bring myself to try to find some “entertainment” in Meghan Edmonds’ bratty...
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“I Thought We Said No More Macrame?”🍷 RHONY Season 7 Episode 14 Recap
Thank God for these ridiculous women after this week’s incredibly depressing visit to the OC. We count on this show for absurdity, misguided concepts of glamour, and the occasional lapse of judgment,...
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“Get Drunk! They’re Coming!”🍊 RHOC Season 10 Episode 9 Recap
Guess what tomorrow is? My kids’ first day of school! Yes, it’s so wrong! But alas… I know I have bailed on you the last few weeks; we’ve been on our annual no-Bravo family vacation and in the leadup...
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“What Underwear Do I Have On?”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Episode 18 Recap
We’re nearing the end, kids, of this seventh season of RHONY, and we’re winding things up with yet another fashion show. While no show will ever live up to the one where Mo Singer, Model, attempted to...
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“You’re Only Fun When You’re Drinking”🍊 RHOC Season 10 Episode 11 Recap
I thought I’d feel totally liberated and plunge into getting on with MY life with the first ever first full week of all my kids being in school full time last week… not so much. Shooting for it again...
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“Everybody Who Did Alastair: Raise Your Hand”🍎 RHONY Season 7 Reunion Part 1...
So before the RHONY reunion got started I saw this commercial: Is this meant to be H. Dubrow and the boy twin, or what? Where is the #hashtag necklace? Really, she’s such a dork. Anyway, let’s hop to...
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Summer Reading 📙 Five for Friday
It’s been months – months I tell you! since I’ve posted anything other than a reality recap on this blog. Believe it or not, I do a lot of other things besides watching horrible women on Bravo and...
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“I’m Fun!”“Not Really!”🍊 RHOC Season 10 Episode 12 Recap
Before we get to the smelly car racing and dining in dust with shrieking mimis, raise your hand if you are surprised that a Real Househusband has been caught on this Ashley Madison list. The only...
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“LuAnn Does Her Best Work In The Restroom”🍎 RHONY Season 10 Reunion Recap
I hadn’t even gotten a chance to write up my recap of Part 2 when all of a sudden Part 3 was on! Just as well as really I think we could have covered everything in 1.5 parts, so let’s hop to it. Parts...
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Freezer Paper Stencil Kitchen Towels with Cricut Explore ✂️ What I Made This...
I am not a craft blogger, by any means, nor am I am hard-core DIYer. But I do like to make stuff myself for fun, and most weekends I make something. I bake something, I set up something, I make...
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Nipping Out 🍊 RHOC Season 10 Episode 13 Recap
We pick up where we left off, with that giant sucking sound when Everyone Hates Meghan calls The OG, Vic Gunvalson, a “bitter old lady”. You know she wanted to say “hag”, but chickened out. Voice Of...
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“I Think I’ve Coagulated”🍊 RHOC Season 10 Episode 14 Recap
I am finding it so hard to start the week on a Tuesday. Almost as hard, in fact, as EHM is finding it to tolerate touching the onion she is hacking away at. Harder than chopping an onion one-handed is...
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